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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Threat on Tue Dec 16, 2014 2:49 pm

Andrew_99 wrote:
#4 :|

What's up with that face?
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by TORNADO on Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:21 pm

On #4 I agree, but only 2 people with crap tons of impersonators are few people.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Threat on Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:16 pm

ok then i see your point
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by EddyMataGallos on Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:49 pm

BtoasterBoy wrote:Not many people know this, but one time Eddy broke both of his hands while trying a new technique for jumping off of bounce blocks. After this happened, he had to play with only his feet for a few days. He got so used to it, he still does it sometimes. Whenever he plays with his feet, he does it under the username cooperverdon.
Lol, this was hilarious haha.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by xzander snow on Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:48 am

PERV's like rajal2 caused all of our maps to be erased!
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by shomman on Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:37 am

Meta_Ing and Raif are an internet couple married by decree of IRC. They were married by Norkkom. They only talk to each other when no one is on the chat, so they are always waiting on there for an opportunity to communicate.
They have been married for 5 years.
They cannot PM because they are both fugitives involved with the creation and upkeep of the Silk Road / they suck at computer stuff.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by BtoasterBoy on Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:05 am

Mare and Raigan developed a robot to find the max scores on many of the metanet levels. They named the robot Educated Master Gamer, or EdMaGa, for short. After years of nothing but playing levels in N, EdMaGa gained sentience, and wanted to see the world. He started by going to Spain, and he started using the alias, EddyMataGallos. However, he quickly discovered that N was the only thing that gave him any meaning in life. He started playing again with his alias as his username, and he quickly rose to N fame.

Mare and Raigan eventually tracked him down, but decided that it was best to let him live his new life in human society.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by TORNADO on Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:54 pm

BToasterBoy OMFG XDXDXD

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by james_s on Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:34 am

BtoasterBoy, I heard the 'author title' account (as opposed to author title 2) was also a sophisticated robot made by Metanet able to pick out interesting maps from NUMA (nmaps.net) and publish them on N2 using many many complex criteria. It was invented to make up for them not having linked the two databases together (for example via making it easy to convert map code and automatically sorting the bugs w/e) and potentially aid in designing thousands of new N++ levels. The robot was an incredible feat and had become an obsession of Mare and Raigan which left them barely any time to work on N++ This is very likely the reason for why N2 has not been tweaked/sorted out still. However after publishing a few maps the sophisticated Author title robot malfunctioned and 'ran away' never to be seen again.


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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Threat on Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:03 pm

Lolol
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by BtoasterBoy on Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:10 am

Meta_Ing is Raif's non-AFK account.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Trollking on Mon Jan 05, 2015 9:07 am

This is not a conspiracy theory as you all would agree with me thats its true.

Eddy is a robot sent from the year 3000 of which everyone in the world is playing N. But in this time he actually sucks compared to all others players in that time. So sucking at Nv48 so bad he decides to build a time machine (I don't know how you should ask him he built it) and has come back to Nv2 to make himself feel better.

Some of the advance jumps that eddy cant show off or else he would be discovered include the Backward Upside Down Block Triple Jump or the BUDBTJ or the One Frame Auto Instant Block Teleported Quintriple Jump OFAIBTQ.

Anyone that claims that they have met him beware due to the advance technology in the future he has a hologram being potrayed onto the body that he hosts making you think there is a person but really there isn't.


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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Threat on Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:31 am

Lmaoooo
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by shomman on Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:16 am

Eddy was created when Kryx-orange chimneyed so hard that the ninja flew out of the screen and entered into real life. Kryx-orange then retired due to the fact that his ninja had disappeared, and Eddy, as a true ninja, then began to dominate all of N.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Oleary15 on Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:22 am

shomman wrote:Eddy was created when Kryx-orange chimneyed so hard that the ninja flew out of the screen and entered into real life. Kryx-orange then retired due to the fact that his ninja had disappeared, and Eddy, as a true ninja, then began to dominate all of N.

Who is the mother?
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by thejumper£#! on Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:53 pm

Danielr has 42 fast fingers. And maybe is not human.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by TORNADO on Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:34 am

Metanet wanted to program a way to have all of the pros on N perish with competition, so they worked for a long time to make a robot to do so. The robot had god-like fingers and was made to dominate. It takes much force for Eddy, Cooperverdon, and Oleary15 to beat this robot, and metanet decided to share their victory by naming such robot. They decided to name the robot N god-like creature, Meta_Ing.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by james_s on Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:55 am

Thejumper741, I was waiting for that 42 fingers one :D -I picture them as those spike type things in a typewriter.
 Shomman that's cool and it kind of fits into my wormhole imaginings on N story line thread on metanetforums because that would mean he entered the wormhole (tunnel) so fast that he went through the wall of the tunnel and ended up somewhere completely different like Spain on Earth (considering I was talking about the ninja's body being able to pass through and take different routes within a wormhole) .
Andrew99 -so Metanet are not being very successful then.. :p
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by TORNADO on Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:07 am

Meta_Ing got maaaany 0ths.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Threat on Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:40 am

The world of the ninja:

The ninja is actually a grand-master at stunts, moves and free running but he is the lonliest person in the world so he created a imaginary world full of Mines, Drones and Blocks to relieve the painful stress of being isolated for years. Then one day, a traveler came along and saw the master foolishly jumping over imaginary Walls and seized the opportunity to take control of the ninja in his coma-like trance. The traveler brought the ninja forth to his friends to start a gaming community called "N" and made duplicates of the ninja for every person possible. The original ninja finally awoke in early 2014 and Called himself: "EddyMataGallos" and started to play the game in REALITY to beat everyone and have revenge on those who cloned him and use his duplicates.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by SpartaX18 on Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:52 pm

Threat wrote:The original ninja finally awoke in early 2014 and Called himself: "EddyMataGallos"

What do you mean? (Eddy started playing like in 2008 [first 0th in 2010]).

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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Oleary15 on Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:06 pm

SpartaX18 wrote:
Threat wrote:The original ninja finally awoke in early 2014 and Called himself: "EddyMataGallos"

What do you mean? (Eddy started playing like in 2008 [first 0th in 2010]).

Leave it to Spartax to take the time to correct someone - even when it's in a joke.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by Threat on Sun Jan 18, 2015 8:39 pm

^ Lol Oleary and to SpartaX, correct me if I'm wrong , but i have the understanding that Eddy did start playing long ago but didn't play at all in the year 2013 so in 2014, he returned and started playing v2.0. I think some of that info is wrong but I got a general point on his return
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by james_s on Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:09 am

What about cheating in n game? getpucht and of course armaghan getting a 5342 chimney score.. Which I know you can say that they both achieved that max just with their fingers, but it seems unlikely especially as Armaghan could do it pretty consistently. I know even from Golfkid an n1.4 highscorer that there's such a thing as programming automatic key presses. For those who don't know, u can use fast keypresses to jump up powerfully off of slopes also. Maybe even fast wall jumping and bounce block triples+ altho that would require some extra programming. But I'm guessing none of the cheaters ever managed to slow the game down otherwise I'm sure they would've been showing off doing extreme mine jumping in userlevels.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories

Post by TORNADO on Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:09 pm

Why is this topic so far down low now, it should be never ending for how good it is ;)

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